Dear Very Bad Keetonz(tm)
While I admire qualities like tenacity and persistence (in people) I was a little bit perturbed this morning to come out and find ghost poo, bubblewrap and shredded tissue all over the living/dining areas. I’m super curious to know how you managed to get the box open, since I’d (I thought, anyway) cleverly folded the box flaps over/under/over/under in such a way as to keep the box shut overnight.
I realize that the fault is entirely mine for not entirely removing the box (and thus temptation) which contained these base Epic-Mother-Of-All-Messes-making materials, and that expecting 5 VBK(tm) to resist such an opportunity is perhaps a trifle unrealistic.
My bad. It won’t happen again.
Dear Eldest Offspring,
While I admire your creative process and always want to make every single resource at my disposal available to you, I would like to reiterate the following request. When you take the card reader into your bedroom and it then becomes lost in the morass of clutter residing on your floor, I cannot download pictures from my camera into my computer. Especially when the card for my camera is IN the card reader, meaning that I couldn’t take pictures in the first place. This, of course, is because either you or your sister broke the port that would enable me to use the camera sans card by shoving the wrong plug/cable into the hole and making it fit, which incident (and my feelings regarding same) we have covered in previous communications.
When the card reader and by extension my camera card both disappear, I cannot take pictures of Epic Mother Of All Messes Made By Very Bad Keetonz(tm) and post them on the internet.
This irritates me and thwarts my creative process. It also disappoints the legions of VBK fans who are, I am sure, eagerly anticipating the next installment of the never ending fun from Casa Way Too Many Freaking Tuxedo Cats.
I’m just saying.
PS: Happy New Year!