When your attitude can be best summed up as, “Stay out of my way and you will not get two barrels full of buckshot and rock salt applied at point blank range to your ass.” it is perhaps a sign that you need an attitude adjustment.
Or a nap.
I vote “nap”.
Because, seriously, at this point? Bah Humbug would be an improvement. And that’s sad because I absolutely LOVE the holidays. I need to get my holiday spirit back. Does anyone know where it went?