The part I think I’d like best is crushing people who get in my way.

When your attitude can be best summed up as, “Stay out of my way and you will not get two barrels full of buckshot and rock salt applied at point blank range to your ass.” it is perhaps a sign that you need an attitude adjustment.

Or a nap.

Or something.

I vote “nap”.

Because, seriously, at this point? Bah Humbug would be an improvement. And that’s sad because I absolutely LOVE the holidays. I need to get my holiday spirit back. Does anyone know where it went?

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5 Responses to The part I think I’d like best is crushing people who get in my way.

  1. britt says:

    I found mine amongst some trans-siberian orchestra cds it was hard to pull it out with it being so wedged in, but i finally got it unlodged. I was putting enough effort in that when it finally came loose it was like a cartoon i went sliding across teh floor.

  2. eightfoldrabbit says:

    I think the cats may have hidden mine under the sofa.

  3. Mouse says:

    I’m calling that holiday that happens on the 25th “Cluster*mas” — I’m working on a blog post but I’m currently too pissed off and its coming out as a really nasty rant. EVERYTHING I’ve tried to do has been clusterf–ked and we’re out of money.. I’m really just sick of damned near everything and can’t wait for this holiday to be over.

  4. Wendy says:

    I’m generally okay, even with all the chaos and too many events and everything, until my 7-yo whines ONE MORE TIME. And then I snap. I do. I threaten them with “Santa’s watching you!” and no video games over the weekend (as if I could handle them wandering around whining about boredom) and putting the American Girl doll in the closet for a week. But I’m like a split personality.

  5. Marilyn says:

    Maybe a sit down with a quiet cup of tea might help. I need one of those too.

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