Ravelry: The SO Not Helping
Why did no one tell me about The Loopy Ewe? Cider Moon? Yarntini? Sweet Georgia Yarn? Fearless Fibers? Tofutsies?? I mean, I know, I know, I’ve heard all about them on Lime and Violet, but why did no one TELL ME?
Probably because I would get all rabid with the rent money and yarn, probably, I am thinking, is why nobody told me.
Have learned that me going in to a yarn store to buy a gift for “someone else” is kind of like walking up to a crack dealer and buying crack for “someone else” when you’re a crack addict. Which, I am not a crack addict, but I think there has to be a parallelism of structure going on here or else how do I explain the Tofutsies and the Malabrigo?
I have come to admit that I am powerless over sock yarn. I am thinking that I might need to work some steps of recovery around sock yarn, except not so much with that, thank you, because I think I can quit any time and honestly, I don’t really have a problem. At all.
Lime And Violet: The So REALLY Not Helping Yeah. Thanks, guys.
Also, spinning. I am actually producing something resembling yarn on the loaner wheel now that I’ve talked the kittens out of stealing my roving every five seconds:
It isn’t the *best* yarn, it’s thick and thin and not on purpose yarn. It’s overspun and a mess yarn. But it’s yarn and I made it!
And to sum up… kitten.